Once upon a time there was a sailor named Papa. Papa was anxious to come home, for he had been out on a voyage for the past 3 months. As the shore of his home began to appear in the distance, a terrible fog loomed around his ship. It was impossible to see through the fog without the help of one simple item. His trusty Good Fortunes shirt. Putting it on Papa was enlightened. Everything was clear. He knew what he had to do.
He turned the ship around and kept sailing, for he had at least a dozen overdue library books and he was a wanted man back home. This was the better solution.
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